YMCA School Wellness Programs

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What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath!

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What do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework?
“You can’t tell me off for something I didn’t do”

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What is the difference between a train and a teacher?
The teacher goes, "Spit that bubble gum out!" and the train goes, "Choo, choo."

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a builder?
A bricklayer

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What does a monster do when a girl rolls her eyes in his direction?
Picks them up and rolls them back to her

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